Pirates of the Calorieën

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16.11.26

Pirates of the Calories

Something's going on at SportMeals.

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CHAPTER I: THE PLAN

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Teaser 01

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The Discovery

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Suit Up

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The Recon

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The Crew

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The Countdown

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The Big Score

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  • 14 meals

    14-DAY MEAL PACKAGE FOR LOSING WEIGHT: HIGH-PROTEIN SPORTS MEALS WITH CHICKEN AND BEEF
    • Chicken and beef, fixed selection
    • Portion 350, 425 or 570 g
    • No subscription

    €92,60 €6,61 per meal

    Delivery €7.50

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    21 meals

    Lose weight – 21-day Chicken & Beef variety
    • Chicken and beef, fixed selection
    • Portion 350, 425 or 570 g
    • No subscription

    €135,96 €6,47 per meal 2,5% cheaper than buying separately

    Delivery €2.50

  • 28 meals

    Lose weight – 28-day Chicken & Beef variety
    • Chicken and beef, fixed selection
    • Portion 350, 425 or 570 g
    • No subscription

    €179,65 €6,41 per meal 5% cheaper than buying separately

    Free shipping

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DaphneKeeps track of everything and is ready for the getaway.
LeviObservation.
LizzyRoute and timing.
DaviKeeps an eye on the surroundings together with Levi.
JoéSmall enough to get into places we can't reach.

Ronald

“What are we going to do with all these trays? We have so many!”

Joey

“Share.”

Ronald

“All of them?”

Joey

“Easy. Three.”

Frequently asked questions

What customers ask us before they order.

How many meals do I need?

Decide which evenings you want to eat and for how many people. Our advice: order for at least a month, as that gives you the most benefit. The more you order, the lower the shipping.

How long does reheating take?

From the freezer: 6 minutes in the microwave at 800 watts, stir halfway through. Thawed: about 3 minutes. You can also use the oven: 20 minutes at 120 degrees. The exact instructions are on the back of every meal.

Do I need to take them out of the freezer the day before?

No, you don't have to. You heat them straight from the freezer, then stir halfway through. If you defrost the meal in the fridge first and heat it afterwards, you always get the best quality.

Am I locked into a subscription?

No. You order what you need, when you need it. No renewal, no notice period.

How long do they keep?

Keep in the freezer at minus 18 degrees or colder for up to a year after the production date. The date is printed on the back of the meal. Once thawed, a meal keeps for 48 hours in the fridge.

When is my order delivered?

Monday to Friday, between 17:00 and 22:00. Order on a weekday before 10:00 and the box arrives the same evening. Prefer another day? You choose it at checkout. You get a track-and-trace. The package comes in an insulated box with dry ice and stays frozen for up to 48 hours.

What if you don't like it?

Then we'll sort it out. Send a message to customer service and we'll find a solution together.

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